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[To be continued]
Shushutto gokuro sa
Gomura ka Shendou
Shushutto gokuro sa
Shushutto gokuro san, let's make an original song for the show!
Yay!
So, usually everyone releases a song for a popular show.
Yes.
Tunnels-san, Shikari, and Downtown-san as well.
Takeshi-san used to do the same.
He released a song for "Gengya Teneri".
Yes, yes, yes.
So, since we're making an original song...
Yes, yes, yes.
So, we're going to go out into the world from the opposite direction.
Oh!
Sounds good!
Sounds good, doesn't it?
So, we're going to sing a lot and make it sound like a play.
Sounds like a play!
Zutto zutto tokiwa yamachi ni kizuteru wa (I've always realized my mistakes)
It's really like a play, isn't it?
It's really like a play!
Oroka na jiai (Foolish competition)
Sou yatte utsura ashita ga matteiru kara (That's how the universe waits for tomorrow)
No, it's fine. Just one verse is fine. Just one verse is fine.
Why are you singing it one more time?
Just one verse is fine.
I'm sorry I sang it so well.
Why did you sing it so well? It's like a play now.
So, we're going to make a song.
What do you think of it?
Why do you want me to make the song?
It doesn't matter to me.
Are you confident in singing?
No, I don't sing karaoke at all.
I don't know much about singing, either.
Your silhouette is like a handheld microphone, isn't it?
It just looks like it.
Handheld microphone...
That's why I don't really respect microphones.
Oh, I see!
I see!
That's right.
What do you respect about it?
I've been living a serious life, and now I'm bald, so I shaved my head.
You don't have to say anything. Just say it out loud.
"It's a falling *** ball."
Is it a falling *** ball?
No, it's not a *** ball.
It's not a *** ball. I say it every time.
It's a falling *** ball. I say it every time, but it's not a *** ball.
Why do you have to make it fall?
Because it grew up.
It grew up.
It grew up like this.
That's right. It's falling like this.
It's a falling *** ball.
The other day, you said "lucky" normally.
People who don't know don't know.
Lucky, lucky.
Well, there are quite a few famous songs, but in the end, many of the famous songs that are still talked about are unexpectedly illegal.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah, like a song by Yoito Koma.
Oh, I see.
But at the time, it was illegal.
It's a song by a worker.
Oh, I see.
So, if you aim for this last line, you might bounce.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Minagaki-san, you're good at gossiping.
Oh, yes, I'm good at gossiping.
You're good at it, aren't you?
I'm not sure if I'm good at it or not.
Because you're still the man who made the world miss his name.
Oh, that's why you sold it.
Well, gossip, office bad words and stuff like that.
Oh, oh, oh.
You stepped on a piece of meat called "chochiku" and "tko" as a stepping stone.
You stepped on it, didn't you?
Of course, I'm proud of it.
You stepped on it from your heel.
You stepped on it with the most crooked way possible.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
You should start with TikTok.
TikTok.
You should make it popular with TikTok first.
Oh, TikTok is popular now.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's popular.
You should make an Englishman dance.
That's true.
If you have money, you should dance.
That's a good way of putting it.
It's a shame because it's a big show.
Well, well, well.
If you don't sell it in a week, you'll have to spend money.
It's getting popular.
You don't have to say it.
You should make it popular.
Hey!
Wow!
You should do it.
You know what?
I'll put a dot here and say, "Hey, stop it!"
"Who are you?"
"Hey, stop it!"
"Don't cut it out."
[TikTok is popular now.]
You make lyrics and make it popular.
I made the song.
Really?
It's a normal song.
Please listen to it.
You're talented.
No, I don't like it. It's gross.
I think you can use "gaan" too.
No, no, no! I don't like it!
Really?
I don't like it.
Wow, look!
I've been looping this.
I added lyrics to this and made it sound.
Thank you very much.
I don't need the last "gaan".
So, shall we make lyrics?
Yes!
The latest one.
The latest one?
I don't think we need it.
We can use "pii" too.
Recently, the news is too gross.
It's true. It's heavy.
It's heavy.
We can't laugh at the news.
We can't laugh at it.
We used to laugh at it.
For example, Kinoshita got a pet bottle sword.
"ohenro"
Ah, yes, yes.
He was doing it all the time.
And he said it on a bicycle.
Segway?
Segway.
He didn't reflect on it at all.
With that white uniform?
Yes, with that white uniform.
He was running away from training.
That's right.
The president said "gentsuki" but I said "no, it's an electric bicycle."
There was a rumor that you said "gentsuki" but...
Yes, there was.
I didn't know it was an electric bicycle.
It was an electric bicycle.
It means you fell in love with it.
You fell in love with it.
Shall we make lyrics?
Yes, yes, yes.
"Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, Kino."
"Eh, Kino?"
"Toroyori-kun, please raise the list, TKO Kinoshita."
Yes, Kinoshita-san.
"Ohenro,"
"ohenro,"
I'm sorry, but I'm going to turn it on.
No, no, it's fine.
Either turn it on or turn it off.
Segway or which one?
But in terms of lyrics, I think Segway will come to mind.
So you want to change it to a short-term phone call?
Kinoshita, a phone call on O'Hano?
As expected of Kinoshita, a phone call on O'Hano is a little too cute.
A phone call is fine.
I want to take care of you.
Really?
I don't mind taking care of you on the phone, but...
A phone call is fine.
A phone call on O'Hano?
A phone call on O'Hano is fine.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that, but things have changed.
You're sweating a lot now.
You don't like sweating.
I don't like sweating.
You're sweating a lot now.
I'm sweating a lot now.
Right?
Yes, I'm sweating a lot now.
That's good.
What about your partner?
Kinoshita?
Yes, yes.
A while ago, he took me out for dinner and treated me to a meal.
And it was selling well.
There were a lot of things like that.
A while ago, we went to Libra River with him for dinner.
On the way back, I was riding my bike at the time, but he was walking home instead of taking a taxi.
He was stingy.
No money.
I don't know what it is, but...
Finish.
No money.
Finish went home without taking a taxi.
That reminds me of a story about Kinoshita Mori.
When he was young, he went out and cried because he didn't have any money.
That happened.
I'll put it in.
Kinoshita Mori.
Kinoshita Mori is from a show called "Oniren-chan".
It's in Kyoto.
When I came to Tokyo, I thought I got a hotel room.
But I didn't get a hotel room.
I went to the hotel counter and it wasn't booked at all.
I was walking to Tokyo station and I was told, "That's why you don't want to be honest."
After that, in the brain room?
In the brain room.
It's not "in the brain room."
What is "in the brain room?"
It's "in the brain room."
You went like "jab, jab," didn't you?
Yes, "jab, jab," I did.
You must've been overwhelmed with lyrics.
I got overwhelmed.
Did you come out of your shell?
Isn't it better than coming out of your shell?
I kind of want to go to Hollywood where you can fly around the world.
You know, like having fun with Junko Los Bandams?
Like having fun.
Having fun?
No, I heard rumors like that and I went to Junko Los Bandams to ask for their advice.
They showed me a photograph.
So who said "this woman" to you?
That's a really scary story, isn't it?
In the past, when I told a gossip about me dating Hiroko Moriguchi,
I got a lot of hate comments.
Why? Was it dangerous?
Yes, it was dangerous.
That's a lie, you know?
It's a lie, right?
You were exposed in the shower, wasn't it?
Was it like that in the past?
She was in the shower when I was filming and it came out on her face.
Please don't do that.
Don't do that.
Is it strange?
Is it a false ID?
It's a fake one.
You gave me a fake one.
First, she turned around and said, "Really?"
Then, she said, "This is dangerous," and then gave me one.
Really?
How did you do it?
I always thought I was a fake one.
I'm going to talk in front of the camera.
What are you talking about?
That's overwhelming. What is it?
Yoshimoto's game is pretty gross.
There are a lot of weird problems.
There's a story about Mr. Zakosho.
Zakosho is good.
Zakosho is doing a radio show.
He said that Fumio Kohinata was too delicate and embarrassed and asked him to cut it out.
It's weak.
It's weaker than a jab in a brain room.
It's weak.
Is it true?
Yes.
According to Fumio Kohinata, Fumio Kohinata and Fumio Kohinata were doing a comedy show at home during the radio show.
Fumio Kohinata appealed to Fumio Kohinata's dad.
It's weak.
If you say that on Sakuma-san's YouTube channel, won't you stop saying it?
I'm sorry.
Sakuma-san said something like "haha."
Sakuma-san didn't laugh at all.
I thought he wouldn't laugh at anything.
I was surprised, too.
Can I put mirin in beef bowl?
It's weak.
It's something you do normally.
When you make beef bowl, you put mirin in it, right?
Can I put teritama mirin in it?
Teritama mirin.
I don't mind if it's teritama mirin.
Can I host a show with teritama mirin made of mirin?
I don't mind.
It happens.
It's not famous, is it?
Mirin beef bowl episode.
But I hope it's not famous.
I hope it's not like that.
That's right.
Me and AKB's Oguri Yui-chan.
While we were talking about being on the run,
Shisho said, "I was busy with my schedule at the time."
You...
It's not an appeal!
When Yasuko sold something, Yasuko said, "I've been longing for Yasuko for a long time."
That's true! That's true!
You don't have to say it!
It's true! I'm still saying it!
It's something everyone wants to say!
Yasuko seems to be longing for her teacher.
Do you want me to say it? Wait a minute!
I didn't say I'd let you eat it again!
I didn't say it all the time!
You said you'd let me eat it again, but you said you'd look me in the eye and say, "What's wrong with you?"
Don't look me in the eye!
It really hurts me!
[About Yasuko]
If I were to say a good one, it would be "Overseas Motogawa-san."
"Overseas Motogawa-san."
He's a big fan of "Higashibukuro."
Oh, that's right!
So we were doing a comedy show and he said he was in love with "Higashibukuro."
"Higashibukuro" turned out to be better than I expected.
"Overseas Motogawa-san" turned out to be better than I expected.
So we went on a date.
We went on a date and went to various cafes.
And in the end, we went to an SM bar.
And we were trying to light a candle.
And when we were lighting the candle, "Overseas Motogawa-san" was too tall and it was stuck in his hand.
It's not like you're gossiping in public.
It's three times taller than you!
Wow!
Even in the middle of it...
Give me a hug.
It was stuck in his hand and it was like "toron" and "koron koron koron" and "Higashibukuro" cooled down.
There is a story like "oh, what are you doing?"
I think I'll write it down.
"Candle"
"Candle hardens"
"Too high"
"sm"
"low"
"se"
"too high"
"hardens in the middle"
"toko"
"sm"
"toko"
Cute.
"toko" is cute.
"toko" hardens in the middle.
You've got quite a few.
I've got quite a few. What do you think?
I'll say it last, but you're a world-class man.
That's right.
You're a world-class volleyball player.
You're a big shot.
I am. I am.
Does it go with the melody?
I think you can talk about it, too.
I see.
You can talk about it.
It's all your idea, so...
Like this.
We can sing like this.
"Minamikawa" and so on.
I see.
I see. I see. I see. I see.
I think it'll be good.
Do you want me to sing?
What?
No, no...
It's a channel for a shooter, so it's weird for me to sing in the lead.
No, no, no.
You're the master of shadows in this show.
No, no, no.
It's my second time.
What about me?
Let's all sing in chorus.
Oh, let's do that.
Or should we add some shirt bus?
Right, let's do that.
Let's add something like that.
Let's make something like that.
Normal, Finish and finish 'shut' and 'shushut'
Oh, I see!
Finish, 'shushut', 'shut', 'shut', and 'tot'
'Shushut', 'jabunaki', 'jabunaki', 'jabunaki', 'jabunaki', we could say like that.
It's decided to be this easy?
'jabunaki', 'jabunaki', 'jabunaki'.
Komuro is like that too.
You don't have to do that.
Don't do that.
Let's make it upper instead of jab.
Oh, yeah.
What was it?
It's lame.
Hook?
Uppercut.
Hook only?
Yeah.
Most people do jab straight.
Yeah, jab is straight.
Jab, jab, straight.
Yeah.
Jab, jab, jab.
Let's do jab here.
Yeah.
Jab, jab...
Jab...
Let's do straight here.
What are you talking about?
Look, it's Moriaki.
Oh, yeah.
It's real.
Yeah.
It's real.
It's Moriaki, too.
It's amazing.
It looks like he's stepping on something.
That's Moriaki for you.
It's amazing.
He's good at this kind of thing.
He's amazing. He's a legend.
Yeah.
This is great.
"Mirin".
"Mirin ni yoru te mitara mirin".
What are you talking about?
"Yasko".
It's "Yasko", right?
Yeah.
"Yasko" is my favorite song.
"Yasko" is...
It's your favorite song.
"Yasko" is...
I have to say it.
Yes, you do.
"Yasko" is my favorite song.
"Yasko" is...
So, this is what master says...
This is what master says, right?
Yeah.
"Kojiro", "Mack", "Kamishita", "Honoka", "Honoka", "Kachihito", I say these, right?
Yeah.
And this is what master says...
Yeah.
And me...
Oh, this is what master says, too, but it's fine.
Is it okay?
Yeah.
And this is what master says, right?
Yeah.
Oh, is this okay?
Oh, I see.
But I like Shishuta and Teta Shishou.
Yeah, I like them too.
Should we exchange these two?
It's fine if it's just the two of you, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Just the two of you.
But I think Shishou is better.
Me?
Yeah.
Two of you.
Yeah, yeah.
And two of you for Jab Jab and Straight.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, that's right.
Two of you.
Yasuko is the only one here.
She's the only one here.
Yeah.
I think Zaco and Shishou suddenly going to Obayashi.
I think it's a pretty sudden development.
Yeah.
Let's keep hating Yasuko's love for Yasuko for now, Master Yasuko's love for Yasuko.
Is that a cuss word? Is that a cuss word?
Do you want me to keep going like this? Yes.
And finally, this. Yes.
Where? Where? Where? Where do you want me to go?
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
Where? Where do you want me to go? Yes.
Yeah, you got it, didn't you?
Wow.
Okay.
You're amazing. You're really good at it.
Shall we try it with music?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it okay for me to say it?
Like this, right?
Oh, you want me to say it like this?
Yes.
Okay.
It's like a phone call at a certain frequency.
Oh, I see, I see.
And I say, "Do you know me?"
"Do you know me?"
The melody doesn't matter anymore.
It doesn't matter anymore.
I think you can do it like this.
"Do you know me?" and I say, "Oh, you want me to say it like this?"
You're good at it.
This is the recording part.
Is this the recording part?
Yes, yes, yes.
Shall we do the whole song here?
Yes.
We'll sing the rest later.
It's a pretty long song.
Shall we sing it?
Is this the recording part?
Yes, it is.
Recording!
One, two...
One, two, three...
Yes.
T.K.O. Kinoshita.
"Ohenro" by DENBA.
"Shirutobashi"
T.K.O. Kimoto.
"No Ballet" by FINISH.
"Shirutobashi"
"Moriwaki" by "No Ballet" by JAM.
"Jam" "Jam"
"Moriwaki"
"No Ballet" by JAM.
"Jam"
"Straight!"
"The Gushou" Mirin's shine and sweetness are rare!
"Yasukou's yearning!"
"The Gushou" Mirin's shine and sweetness are rare!
The past was past.
Thank you very much!
Please wait!
It was fair!
It's a perfect match!
Despite some rare phrases,
such a rare and very rare competition,...
You only did it once.
That's why I told you to focus.
Really?
No, I was actually doing it.
I can't do it anymore.
What?
The tape.
What are you doing with the tape?
I don't want to do it with the tape and the staff anymore.
You don't want to do it with the tape and the staff anymore, do you?
I can't do it anymore.
You just don't want to do it.
You just want it to end soon.
T.K.O. Kinoshita with "ohenro" and "denpa".
"shirutobashi"
T.K.O. Kikimoto with "nomare" and "finish".
"shishito"
Moriwaki with "nomare" and "jamunaki".
"ja" "ja" "ja" "ja"
Moriwaki with "nomare" and "jamunaki".
"jamunaki"
"straight"
"sakosho"
"mirin"
"sweetness"
"good"
"over-the-top man" "s.a. bro" "too tall" "toco"
Toko! Toko! Toko! Denba! Finish! Zamunaki! Toko!
Today, we're going to give you a variety of quizzes about our guest, Arapon-san.
Since we're going to go all out with this first quiz,
is Arapon going first?
There's only Arapon, isn't there?
Right?
Oh, oh, look at him go!
Look at his face.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Arapon, take off your glasses.
Shut up!
I'm back!
Why are you back?
Try to hold your breath on the ground for a second.
I see.
Then give me a quiz.
Say "here I go."
"Here I go" wasn't enough, was it?
Wasn't it difficult?
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Give me two episodes.
No, no, no.
It's good for #2.
That's what our seniors say.
I'm not busy.
No, no, that's not true.
I'm sorry.
Let me come back anytime.
Of course.
It's what our seniors say.
I'm sorry, but can you come back this time?
Of course.
Can you pay me next time?
I've never heard of it.
That's...
I'll come back next time.
I don't know what you're talking about.
#1 is fine.
That's expensive.
You...
That's a lie.
Are you angry?
Our seniors work so hard in such a difficult financial situation.
And you want to spend money in your own office.
What are you talking about?
Shut up!
You're angry.
You're angry in front of the camera.
You're too angry.
Give me back my money!
I'll never pay you back.
But that's what my wife said...
That's what the president said.
"Go to your own house."
That's right.
Oh, I remembered something good.
What is it?
Next time, please go to your wife's house.
No, my wife said she wanted to come.
And of course, of course, I'm sorry, but I'll pay you.
No, it's okay.
No, I'll pay you for that.
No, you don't have to do that.
It's my job.
No, you don't have to do that.
Instead, my wife paid for it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ten.
Ten?!
That's crazy.
It's like a questionnaire.
Why is that?
I don't like that at all.
Give me this underwear.
It's not good to laugh.
It's not good for teachers to laugh like this.
I promise you.
I'll choose it for you.
You choose it.
Give me the dirtiest one.
I don't like it.
I'll bring you a good one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll bring you one that's not embarrassing.
Is your wife supposed to bring you a normal one?
You choose the dirtiest one.
This is the dirtiest one.
I think this is the most disgusting one.
Is that the dirtiest one?
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you going to do with it?
Unwrap it once.
Unwrap it.
Make it all thread.
I want to make it again.